when a bullet exited someone’s skull in slow-motion within the first 5 minutes, I was a little concerned that this “ultraviolent” movie was going to be a little much for me. I don’t deal well with super-graphic cartoony violence (”Sin City” almost killed me), and I wasn’t so much looking forward to spending the next […]
i’m doing one of my dinner parties tonight. the menu is pretty expansive, and it will be a challenge to time everything correctly. normally at this time i’m prepping, cleaning, working, getting a little bit anxious about whether i’ll get everything done.
this time, though, i’m completely relaxed. maybe it’s because i only have 9 […]
i just had the best cab ride in the world. so much so that i was sad to get out of the car when it was over. it’s his first week as a cab driver; he spent most of his life in romania, in the army. he was a helicopter pilot in romania and would […]
grafitti in tribeca
i saw this grafitti next to the b&n that is now open in tribeca. i get it, giant super mega marts put small businesses out of business. but has this person been to tribeca in the past 15 years? dude, tribeca’s BEEN gentrified. for YEARS. you’re mad about it NOW? if you want […]
i have a friend that has been kind of an idol of mine for a while. she’s kind of a lot of things i’ve always wanted to be, and i always felt a little star-struck by her. i couldn’t believe that she wanted to be my friend.
welp, seems she didn’t so much. i can’t […]
when you realize, without a doubt, that someone you were once involved with is a giant steaming pretentious assface? when you knew kind of all along, but then the realization just hits you in the face like a shovel? i want to scrub myself clean with steel wool or undergo hypnosis to erase that part […]
i JUST finished watching it, and I had to write about it immediately so i wouldn’t forget all of the wondrousness that is this movie.
it’s the story of a troubled teacher and the student with whom he has a bordering-on-inappropriate bond. it’s certainly not a new story, but this version is told so, so […]