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your interest/curiosity is “piqued.” not “peaked.”

it was my fault, really. i got in the line that looked shorter (and presumably faster), which guaranteed that it would come a to dead stop. And it did, because apparently you have not watched the news in the past 5 years and were not aware that airport security is a little tighter than it […]

so here i am, having an allergy fit and stuffed to the gills with yummy yummy food.
i spent the first couple of days with alf and andrew and their lovely daughter sylvie. jill came over with ethan and david (the cutest boy children in the world) and we laughed and watched the […]

does anyone else think that the ‘ove’ glove sounds porny?
i once bought a brushy thing for booby that was called the love glove. THAT is porny.
AND: nissan has a commercial that uses “so long, farewell” from the sound of music. they are so on the list now.

i was looking for a car service and found this website.
here’s a little guide to go with the photos:
#1 is my grocery store
#2 is where i have been known to buy the occasional bottle of wine
#3 and 4 are delis that i walk by every morning, and sometimes buy papers at
#5 is the hardware store […]

in this day and age, no big corporation should have a website that doesn’t work. if you’re a corporation large enough to have stores across the country, then you’re large enough to have a few people working on your website to make it work properly. For instance: say I wanted to get a prescription filled, […]

i’ve been awake for about an hour and a half at this point; no tsure why the hell i can’t sleep, but i can’t, so there you go.
nothing new to share since my last post about 6 hours ago… except that i have so much to do before i go to texas that i […]

this was how i felt this morning, anyway. i had a meeting at 9, and i left me house at 8:15–plenty of time to make it. i would have even had time to stop and put on makeup.
but OF COURSE the 2 and 3 stopped running for some reason; and of course they didn’t […]

i bought a hypnosis album on itunes this weekend; it’s supposed to make me sleep better and make my life better in myriad ways: you know, the usual spiel. it was only $10, and i thought if it helps me for one night, it’s worth it. also, it would drown out stompy on the 2nd […]

i have a monstrous chain and lock for my bike; it’s a typical new york bike lock (at least for those of us who really don’t want ot have our bikes stolen).
today i went to buy a pump, and as i took my chain off (the cool kids wear their locks around their waists; […]