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Archive for “May, 2006”

i’m a whore.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

i opened a cafepress store.
two, actually:
this one
and
this one
so buy things. or don’t. i don’t really care.


please don’t touch the seal

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

is what the sign says. i saw no seal. it’s kinda like the walnut bowl factory on 35 between dallas and austin. as long as i can remember, there has been a sign but no factory.


i swear no human helped her

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006


fear of flying

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

i freaked out before boarding the plane yesterday, couldn’t find eldridge, and burst into tears on the gangplank thingie. it was awesome.
and then a guy went into the bathroom for a long time and rather than think he had some sort of intestinal distress, i was convinced that he was going to come out […]


the freakiest fucking dog on the planet

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

and I am not exaggerating.


is it me you’re looking for?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

so I heard that Lionel Richie is huge in baghdad. HUGE. like hasselhoff in Germany huge. huuuuuge. yooooge. i’m not making it up.
so i was just in texas for 4 days, visiting alf and andrew and the monkey (monday was her 2nd birthday). she is the funniest kid on the planet. almost makes me […]


tha noo mee

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

i cut all my hairs off!! woot!
it’s the haircut i’ve been trying to get and finally i found someone that can do it.  and she promised not to quit before i come back. eldridge keeps pawing me.


SUMMON THE BLACK CLOUDS AND THUNDERRRRRRR

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

ominous, no?


fo-tos

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

my cute office

my officemate sunshine


kind of like his presidency?

Friday, May 19th, 2006

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