bawk

when i started cleaning the vacuum cleaner, i knew it was time to stop.
so i did, and watched this movie.  it was awesome, just like it was when i saw it for the first time, when i was 9.

Disgruntled Donny

People Iced:
Forty Four

Car Bombs Planted:
None. Pathetic.

Favorite Weapon
A Vice

Arms Broken:
Thirty One

Eyes Gouged:
Sixteen

Tongues Cut Off:
Eleven

Biggest Enemy:
Smuggler

Get Your HITMAN Name

scabies. eeewwwwwww. fisch and were talking about how shingles doesn’t really sound like what it is, but scabies and goiter most definitely do. gout kind of does too. necrotizing fasciitis. eewwww. (i didn’t put links in this post because google searches all turn up photos, and . . . icky.)
because i’m crazy, i felt like […]

we went to a birthday party this weekend and despite my lack of enthusiasm, once i got there, i sparkled. it was bizarre–i was like the sara who used to chat up meen in bars. (i did not chat anyone up, as i am in a very happy and committed realtionship. but i totally could […]

i REAAAAALLLLLYYYY want to have an oscar pool. i don’t know why it’s so important to me; but i’m kind of dying to do it. my biggest worry? that people will make fun if me for acting like a 40-year-old gay man. which is nothing new, i guess.
so anyway, if you receive an email […]

i tried to do the myheritage.com facial recogntion thing, and not only does it not find anyone that i lok like; it doesn’t even recognize my face as a face. awesome.
ok, it just recognized that i do indeed have a face, and now i want to kill myself .
okay, the number 2 person is less […]

so it’s snowing; there’s supposed to be a winter storm tonight. the key food was full of people stocking up on meat and, strangely, ppaer products. I can understand the meat hoarding; no deli carries rump roast, but the paper goods kind of surprises me–i guess people REALLY don’t want to leave the house in […]

how crazy busy i have been at work. i’m shipping two books in the next two weeks, so i’m hoping that it will calm down then and i will not feel as tired as i do every night right now. though i guess its better to be busy than not. so anyway, visit this blog  […]